January 2011
54 posts
December 2010
26 posts
You deserve a nice post about you (:
Sometimes we get so distraught over the details that we fail to take a step back and admire the big picture. When something is imperfect, we shouldn’t allow its flaws to distract us from its beauty. Ocean Sushi may not spell everything correct on their menu, but that doesn’t mean that their sushi isn’t amazing. People may not love us the way we want them to, but that...
If you don't want to be here,
Then don’t be! Some of us are thrilled and were counting down the days to be together. To some people, I’m more than a distraction; I’m something that they were waiting half a year to spend 3 weeks with. If that’s not you, then don’t waste my time.
you ain't nothin' but a ho
and apparently I’m not the only one that thinks so. DOOOONNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
im not racist. i just have a sense of humor :)
YOU’RE SO VAIN, YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS POST IS...
DON’T YOU? DON’T YOU??
ECON 101
So since I’ve spent almost 24 hours studying Economics this past weekend, I feel like I may as well apply it to my life. I can’t really think of anything else.
So in order for one to make a rational choice, they must compare cost & benefit. So my issue at hand is obviously what I should do with you. So let’s take a look at the cost & benefit of saying deuces to you.
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“I see you driving
‘Round town with the girl I love,
And I’m like, haiku.”
– (via herroonicole)
Dear Santa,
So I know I’ve been a naughty boy this year, but do I really deserve this? I feel like this is going to be the worst Christmas ever. Spare me the sadness, I’ll take the lump of coal.
I don’t know if I can yell any louder How many...
Remember when?
Remember when I was the one you “loved”? Whatevssss all I gotta say is you gon’ be hot for a little while, I’ma be rich forever. DEUCES! (& for that matter, you’re not even that hot, you’re like a 5)